CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my daily dose of coffee like a person requires oxygen. Seriously, the thought of starting my day without it gives me anxiety. Latte doesn't concern much, as long as that robust flavor reaches my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my being. I am a creature of custom, and that ritual is my coffe